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Thursday, November 11, 2010

The Great Donkey Theorem

Thursday, November 11, 2010 0
The Great Donkey Theorem

The Great Donkey Theorem

 The donkey theorem is also known as the triangle inequality theorem. It states that in a triangle ABC: a < b + c. The name comes from the idea that if you have a donkey standing at side A, and a hay stack at side C, it will ALWAYS be a shorter path for the donkey to go straight from A to C instead of from A to B to C.




The Great Donkey Theorem


On a lighter vein !!! A brilliant one


Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time



Equation 1


Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy


Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work


In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.


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Equation 2


Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money


Therefore:

Man-earn money = Donkey


In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey


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Equation 3


Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey


In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey


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To Conclude:


From Equation 2 and Equation 3


Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend


So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!


So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money


Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!